• Postal 2 Receives Update--wait WHAT
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Just bought the game. I'm sorry that I didn't pay full price (on the sale price, mind) but you can blame people buying tf2 shit for that :(
if another game comes out it should totally be called Postal 3: Redemption
[QUOTE=Minimole;43195255]Postal 3:The real deal[/QUOTE] postal 3: postal harder
Bought it. Never played any Postal games before...
Postal 3: Ass Edition
Postal 3's plot should be about an Evil Russian game company that turns good games into shitty games and they've decided to launch a studio in the US
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;43195503]Postal 3's plot should be about an Evil Russian game company that turns good games into shitty games and they've decided to launch a studio in the US[/QUOTE] RWS do this so I can yell "FUND IT!"
[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;43190153]RWS should make good postal 3, with the title: 'Postal 3 (Again)'[/QUOTE] Postal 3 2
Wellp. I just bought five copies of Postal 2. So all in all I've bought 6 copies of postal 2 trough my life.
[QUOTE=Griffster26;43195132]mike akella is better dev #1 yes yes[/QUOTE] i will pull down my pants, and personally fuck you in the ass! [editline]15th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Griffster26;43195132]mike akella is better dev #1 yes yes[/QUOTE] i will pull down my pants, and personally fuck you in the ass! [url]http://memegenerator.net/instance/43892659[/url]
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;43195503]Postal 3's plot should be about an Evil Russian game company that turns good games into shitty games and they've decided to launch a studio in the US[/QUOTE] Something something internet activists demanding that Krotchy be changed to Krotchina. EDIT: Though that could be something fun. A person in a vagina costume walking around. And so my intended parody makes room for mutual hilarity. Hmm..
[QUOTE=mikejaret;43195680]i will pull down my pants, and personally fuck you in the ass! [editline]15th December 2013[/editline] i will pull down my pants, and personally fuck you in the ass! [url]http://memegenerator.net/instance/43892659[/url][/QUOTE] Can we take a moment to appreciate that no developer other than RWS would dare act this way? Furthermore, RWS is the only developer that can actually [I]get away[/I] with acting like this.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43195709]Can we take a moment to appreciate that no developer other than RWS would dare act this way? Furthermore, RWS is the only developer that can actually [I]get away[/I] with acting like this.[/QUOTE] the only way you can show appreciation is by a)sending me naked pictures of your gf, sister or mother or b) buying more copies of the game on steam and gifting them to your friends.... your choice! <3 you
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;43195275]To toploader and Mike Jaret, Can we expect to see "Postal III: For Real This Time (No More Fucking Around Edition)" one day?[/QUOTE] We'll see what is up when P2 is where we want it. I want to make an angry birds clone, myself.
[QUOTE=Toploader;43195756]We'll see what is up when P2 is where we want it. I want to make an angry birds clone, myself.[/QUOTE] dont lie to the masses top.....we caught him working on an angry birds clone that was literally just shooting cocks into male buttholes....it was rather quality in execution, but the target audience was rather small.....and gay
[QUOTE=mikejaret;43195778]dont lie to the masses top.....we caught him working on an angry birds clone that was literally just shooting cocks into male buttholes....it was rather quality in execution, but the target audience was rather small.....and gay[/QUOTE] still sounds better than postal 3
[QUOTE=Judas;43195812]still sounds better than postal 3[/QUOTE] you are right m'lord!
I've never played Postal 2 before but damn, does it look fun! This update makes it look even better. It's great to see dev's posting here also. It's awesome that the game is on sale, I wanted to buy it but I have no cash at the moment. But since it's on sale for a pretty low price, maybe I can get some money to buy it. I look forward to playing your game sooner or later!
Fuck yesss haven't owned a legit copy until today I feel guilty for that considering how much I've enjoyed it in these 10 years. I even remember the day in 2003 when i first got postal 2 amongst a shit load of cds of pirated games from my uncle.
[QUOTE=RoboJesus;43195880]I've never played Postal 2 before but damn, does it look fun! This update makes it look even better. It's great to see dev's posting here also. It's awesome that the game is on sale, I wanted to buy it but I have no cash at the moment. But since it's on sale for a pretty low price, maybe I can get some money to buy it. I look forward to playing your game sooner or later![/QUOTE] well.....remember its on sale AND you get a free handy from Toploader....seriously best deal ive seen as his grip is beyond kung fu! [editline]15th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Leg of Doom;43195902]Fuck yesss haven't owned a legit copy until today I feel guilty for that considering how much I've enjoyed it in these 10 years. I even remember the day in 2003 when i first got postal 2 amongst a shit load of cds of pirated games from my uncle.[/QUOTE] FUCK YOU FOR PIRATING OUR GAME YOU CHEAP FUCKIN COCKSUCKIN PIECE OF SHI.....just kidding....thanks for pirating it and playing it....all we care is that people are playing!
[QUOTE=Toploader;43195756]We'll see what is up when P2 is where we want it. I want to make an angry birds clone, myself.[/QUOTE] As long as said Angry Birds clone has no affiliation with Akella, then it's a must-buy.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;43195935]As long as said Angry Birds clone has no affiliation with Akella, then it's a must-buy.[/QUOTE] some of the buttholes are modeled after Akella dev buttholes....is that ok?
[QUOTE=deckief;43193659]I never understood the point of adding controller support to an FPS.[/QUOTE] I have an 100" screen. That sort of makes me a couch gamer. I also have friends, so a controller is just easier.
[QUOTE=mikejaret;43195947]some of the buttholes are modeled after Akella dev buttholes....is that ok?[/QUOTE] where do i preorder
[QUOTE=mikejaret;43195947]some of the buttholes are modeled after Akella dev buttholes....is that ok?[/QUOTE] exactly how well do you know akella dev buttholes to make precision models of them
If you guys ever make a Postal 3 you should add his movie outfit as an alternate costume or something [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8eddCKc.jpg[/IMG] he looked badass in that sleeveless peace shirt
[QUOTE=Minimole;43195971]If you guys ever make a Postal 3 you should add his movie outfit as an alternate costume or something [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8eddCKc.jpg[/IMG] he looked badass in that sleeveless peace shirt[/QUOTE] how about we just make another movie? [editline]15th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Judas;43195970]exactly how well do you know akella dev buttholes to make precision models of them[/QUOTE] you ask a lot of questions, you sure you wanna know?
[QUOTE=mikejaret;43195980]how about we just make another movie?[/QUOTE] subtract uwe boll
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;43195958]where do i preorder[/QUOTE] give jon 300 rubles when he gets to your house before he jerks you off
[QUOTE=Minimole;43195971]If you guys ever make a Postal 3 you should add his movie outfit as an alternate costume or something [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8eddCKc.jpg[/IMG] he looked badass in that sleeveless peace shirt[/QUOTE] [url]http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/10220/[/url] it's quite shit compared to postal 2 that being said postal 4 please, postal 3 was still playable but it has a rating of 24 on metacritic, jesus christ
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