[QUOTE=mikejaret;43195988]give jon 300 rubles when he gets to your house before he jerks you off[/QUOTE]
How's about I give him 301 rubles and he sucks me off instead?
[QUOTE=mikejaret;43195910]well.....remember its on sale AND you get a free handy from Toploader....seriously best deal ive seen as his grip is beyond kung fu!
[editline]15th December 2013[/editline]
FUCK YOU FOR PIRATING OUR GAME YOU CHEAP FUCKIN COCKSUCKIN PIECE OF SHI.....just kidding....thanks for pirating it and playing it....all we care is that people are playing![/QUOTE]
First time I played P2 I pirated it! (true story)
banned for admitting to warez
Just bought the game just want to say i love you guys again
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43196067]banned for admitting to warez[/QUOTE]That would be so funny (and sad) if he actually got banned
[QUOTE=Judas;43195421]postal 3: postal harder[/QUOTE]
postal 3: slightly disgruntled I guess
a friend of mine just bought me this on steam, can't wait to play this for the first time
I heard that you guys disemboweled Jack Thompson and used his large intestines as the lining for makeshift fleshlights and used his small intestines as the tubing for Akella's vodka enemas so they'd continue to function without seizing up.
But Jack Thompson's intestines were clenched so hard all the time that the vodka enemas stopped working and that's why Postal III went downhill.
Also Jack Thompson is haunting you and this explains why he still isn't on Fox News complaining about GTA V.
[editline]16th December 2013[/editline]
But because the large intestines were clenched they made for some damn good fleshlight liners.
Do the new weapons etc. work in the multiplayer? :P
I'm half tempted to buy this again at £1.75 as I have a version of Postal 2 (not share the pain) from 2002 and would like access for when Workshop is implemented.
I bought Postal 2, there isn't any censoring in this because I'm Australian right?
Postal 3 and Carmageddon 3 need to be forgotten about.
Oh man I just made $2.76 from selling Steam Trading Cards last night. Postal 2 is on sale for $2.50. It was meant to be!
I have now bought the game, let the mindless murder begin!
Oculus Rift support ever? Immersion would cause you to actually take your penis out and piss on yourself to put out fires
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;43196273]I bought Postal 2, there isn't any censoring in this because I'm Australian right?[/QUOTE]
Nope! Same for every region.
[QUOTE=Over-Run;43196395]Oculus Rift support ever?[/QUOTE]
We are thinking about it! One our coders has a dev kit, and the game already works VERY well with Nvidia 3D, so....
So... I made a female police officer vomit by eating a urine soaked donut, she started attacking me so I cut off all her limbs with a pair of hedge shears, watched her crawl around while calling for help for a while, set her on fire then put the fire out by pissing on her... I then realized I had a boner, and now I'm sort of feeling too ashamed of myself to play for a while
[QUOTE=Toploader;43196431]Nope! Same for every region.
We are thinking about it! One our coders has a dev kit, and the game already works VERY well with Nvidia 3D, so....[/QUOTE]
Seriously though you guys should really implement it. Oculus Rift lacks actual games to be used with it, and adding support for Postal would really get attention. Thanks for the game too, one of my favorites and best form of stress relief in the world.
[QUOTE=Toploader;43196431]Nope! Same for every region.[/QUOTE]While it's true every region receives the same version, [url=http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/648814395822056094/]the Steam release of Postal 2 [i]is[/i] censored[/url]. It's largely minor, of course, but you can't really call the game "uncensored" as it is. Thankfully, a little bit of modding solves it right up.
[QUOTE=Marphy Black;43196523]While it's true every region receives the same version, [url=http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/648814395822056094/]the Steam release of Postal 2 [i]is[/i] censored[/url]. It's largely minor, of course, but you can't really call the game "uncensored" as it is. Thankfully, a little bit of modding solves it right up.[/QUOTE]
To quote toploader
[Quote]I'm honestly shocked you care they patched out one texture 9 years ago, not like it was even a funny joke. Seems it was patched out for the Share the Pain retail release, so since Dec 2003.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Simski;43196434]So... I made a female police officer vomit by eating a urine soaked donut, she started attacking me so I cut off all her limbs with a hedge shears, watched her crawl around while calling for help for a while, set her on fire then put the fire out by pissing on her... I then realized I had a boner, and now I'm sort of feeling too ashamed of myself to play for a while[/QUOTE]
Don't be ashamed....just rub it, cum in your hand and lick it up!
Yeah we can, that 'censorship' happened in Dec 2003 and before RWS self published P2, long before any of this happened, and who cares about that one texture which was not even funny?
[QUOTE=Toploader;43196622]Yeah we can, that 'censorship' happened in Dec 2003 and before RWS self published P2, long before any of this happened, and who cares about that one texture which was not even funny?[/QUOTE]
Marphy Black apparently
Would seem so. Lets hope someone in workshop makes it available to him so he can have the full, uncut experience.
I can't believe I just realized that actual RWS members are in this thread. Call me slower that Postal III's development time.
The water physics in this game are...
[img]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/504699466869211545/BA0111B6699134AB102150A8D6ADA908E66AF4D5/[/img]
...interesting, to say the least
[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/504699466869218356/5D90BEECE2212F8F02366B1A0574F100B1CE35A0/[/img]
[QUOTE=mikejaret;43196615]Don't be ashamed....just rub it, cum in your hand and lick it up![/QUOTE]
Or you could skip the hand and jizz right into your mouth
[QUOTE=Simski;43196741]The water physics in this game are...
[img]http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/504699466869211545/BA0111B6699134AB102150A8D6ADA908E66AF4D5/[/img]
...interesting, to say the least
[img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/504699466869218356/5D90BEECE2212F8F02366B1A0574F100B1CE35A0/[/img][/QUOTE]
haha, good ol' Unreal 2.0 tech. (still good for what it is considering)
[QUOTE=elitehakor;43196742]Or you could skip the hand and jizz right into your mouth[/QUOTE]
Ew what are you gay or something?
Just bought a copy. RWS is an awesome company!
[QUOTE=Toploader;43196622]who cares about that one texture which was not even funny?[/QUOTE]That's certainly a slippery slope to begin taking, especially when censorship of older games is becoming more and more common (and, consequently, accepted). Do you believe [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1snCRIl16ks]Doom 2 getting censored[/url] is also acceptable? I've heard a similar argument that "shooting Nazis isn't funny" used as a justification for the censorship there as well.
I, on the other hand, believe these games deserve to be preserved as the developers originally intended. I've been a fan of Postal and RWS since the original, so I will make a concerted effort to support you guys and any other game developers to the end in making sure your games don't get censored, even if it seems you don't support me. I at least owe you that much for being as great as you've always been for these many years.
[QUOTE=Toploader;43196679]Lets hope someone in workshop makes it available to him so he can have the full, uncut experience.[/QUOTE]As [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/648814395822056094/"]my thread[/URL] on the Steam Community details, I've already made and released the uncensored texture fix. If Workshop support comes before an official fix, I'll be sure to upload it there as well.
I kicked a window and i fell through the world, happened on a Monday when you are passing to the bank and kick the house where screamo is coming out of
[t]http://i.imgur.com/fLj0Cyv.jpg[/t]
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