NASA spokesman denies child sex slave colony on Mars - Sensationalist Headlines

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;52418867]Oh so Pizzagate is really about a child sex slave colony on Mars.[/QUOTE] Its called pizzagate because the earth looks like a pizza when seen from mars, unlike what those pesky [I]globe earthers[/I] seem to believe.

How can you actually deny this instead of just spontaneously bursting out into a laughing fit? Because that's really the only reasonable response I can think of when someone would come up with something retarded like this.

Imagine being the poor bastard who comes to work, gets his coffee, is all ready get some important, meaningful work done and then gets told by his boss that hey, you have to write a press release saying we don't have child sex slave colonies on Mars.

It's news stories like this that kill any sympathy I might have had over Alex Jones losing custody of his children. Character or not, the man is trash and it's all the more pathetic that Infowars has a spot in the White House press briefings.

[QUOTE=article]How exactly they are still children after 20 years of space travel wasn't, funnily enough, explained.[/QUOTE]Silly sheep doesn't know that the earth is flat, space is a lie and and Mars is just a human constructed facility used for reptilian alien elite occult satanic rituals. The elite can arrive there in 20 minutes. [QUOTE=relinquish;52418740]And to think someone may actually take Alex Jones seriously... This is nut.[/QUOTE] God Emperor Trump does, apparently.

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;52419031]And his name is Neil deGrasse Tyson.[/QUOTE] To be fair, NdGT isn't actually a scientist but rather an actor. Just like Bill Nye. :v:

[QUOTE=Quark:;52421311]To be fair, NdGT isn't actually a scientist but rather an actor. Just like Bill Nye. :v:[/QUOTE] Bill Nye is an engineer and Neil deGrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist. They both actually do science shit, they aren't just personalities.

I would rather be a slave on mars than live on this fucking planet anymore honestly

I don't want to know what version of 'The Martian' Alex Jones watched

[QUOTE=MasterKade;52421390]I would rather be a slave on mars than live on this fucking planet anymore honestly[/QUOTE] Im aboard if elon gets that ticket down to <200K

Imagine the shitstorm that one could create by simply saying. "I'm afraid I cannot comment on this else I won't survive the walk to my car." before standing up and slowly walking away.

[QUOTE=MasterKade;52421390]I would rather be a slave on mars than live on this fucking planet anymore honestly[/QUOTE] You can be my slave

[QUOTE=Reflex F.N.;52421088] God Emperor Trump does, apparently.[/QUOTE] Calling Trump the God Emperor is the ultimate form of Heresy to the imperium and besmirches the Emperor's good name.

[QUOTE=Firespray;52422036]Calling Trump the God Emperor is the ultimate form of Heresy to the imperium and besmirches the Emperor's good name.[/QUOTE] Do you think if we do it enough, the Imperium will just declare exterminatus on the planet? Asking for a friend. :pudge: