IMO, Nutella is too sweet and chocolatey. I would rather it be more distinctively hazelnut with less added sugar.
[QUOTE=Mech Bgum;53083697]This sounds like great idea for a stupid fun indie video game.[/QUOTE]
Violence over discounts seems like good theme for a facepunch game jam.
Nutella's a great product, but something worth beating up other people for to save a few euros? Naah. Nutella and other products like Sriracha have this weird positioning of being great products but not overwhelmingly so, but overhyped to the heavens by their fan base.
As an aside , do the French have Price Matching among their stores? If yes, couldn't these guys have just gone to another store and price matched and got it if they needed their hazelnut chocospread fix that much?
Why must we fight over [I]everything[/I]
PB and Nutella sandwiches are my jam.
I don't get it. Nutella disgusts me. It might be a little tasty but I cannot suspend my mind from thinking about the fact that it's made of ~55% sugar.
Time to start bootleg nutella operation.
[QUOTE=Aide;53084825]Time to start bootleg nutella operation.[/QUOTE]
It's called hazelnut spread and it's shit
Can't blame them. It's some pretty good stuff
[QUOTE=Mech Bgum;53083697]This sounds like great idea for a stupid fun indie video game.[/QUOTE]
Punch-out: War of the Nut
I remember back during Aurora 17 when my unit was tasked with protecting this French anti-aircraft brigade. Basically on the last day we split into two groups positioned on two different ferries (one large for the big Renault/Peugeot trucks and one small for the tiny logistic trucks) so we were two swedes on each ferry. I was on the small ferry with the logistics crew and with me was the second in command of our squad. We were chatting about how nice it was despite it being three in the morning when one of the frenchies, the only one in the logistics group that spoke English, grabbed us and told us they wanted to show us something.
We had no idea what the fuss was about but followed him to the other side of the ship (mind you this was cramped AF with like six trucks parked closely) only to find their entire squad assembled on the one spot onboard the ship not covered by a truck. They were all happy and excited (figured it was because they were going home to France) but then I realized that their squad leader was rummaging through the items inside her truck. She then jumped out with a big plastic supermarket bag which looked like it was filled with a bunch of foodstuff.
As she put it down, I shit you not, she pulls out the biggest jar of Nutella I've ever seen. The frenchies got really excited at that point and their second in command pulled out this really big combat knife (think M9 Bayonet), stabs the Nutella, swirls it and starts spreading it out onto loafs of bread which he then starts to hand out. My senior in command had never eaten Nutella and was quite surprised and for the next twenty minutes or so we just stood there eating nutella and also drank some french orange juice. Later on we chatted about with the guy who knew English acting as a translator for the rest of the group (mostly French Moroccans). They got to try our NVGs and two of them asked if they could hold my colleagues' AK-5C while one asked if he could take a look at my Glock (unfortunately we didn't get to play around with their FAMAS's which were stowed and secured).
All in all it was just amazing and so goddamn French.
[QUOTE=Megadave;53083090]Nutella is the nectar of gods you heretic.[/QUOTE]
Maybe, if you were given turnips instead of candy your whole childhood, but otherwise its not even the best tasting chocolate cream out there.
w/e just my $0.02
those people should all be ashamed of themselves and really reconsider their outlook on life
Even though Nutella and hazelnut choco creams in general are pretty damn good, Asian red bean paste beats them all any day.
I've seen customers fight over brussel sprouts before, so this doesn't surprise me :v:
It's amusing to imagine that this is essentially just a tiny glimpse into what humans will be doing to eachother should disaster [I]actually[/I] strike, shit hits the fan and anarchy rules, whatever this cataclysm may be.
Think this is bad? Just wait until there's a breakdown of society and all this Nutella is now [I]free[/I]!
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