Vegan cafe slammed for letting nude kids 'defecate on the floor'

[DinoJesus]

[QUOTE=Bertie;52451062]Why is it specifically specified that it was a vegan cafe when it's irrelevant to the actual content of the article? Those crazy vegans I guess, right?[/QUOTE]

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you're a vegan, right?

[Harry]

[QUOTE=Bertie;52451062]Why is it specifically specified that it was a vegan cafe when it's irrelevant to the actual content of the article? Those crazy vegans I guess, right?[/QUOTE]

if this happened in a butcher's shop it would be in the headline still, i think you're trying to read something in to this that isnt rly there.

[blerb]

"Customer Chelsea Bartley took to Google Plus to leave her review and said the baby "bent over to show me its butthole"."

My fucking chest, goddamn

[Crooky01]

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;52451444]Feces is an animal product.[/QUOTE]

Also its shit so you shouldn't eat it anyway

[WoodenSpoon]

This place sounds like some prime Kitchen Nightmares episode material.

[gk99]

[QUOTE=DinoJesus;52451447]I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you're a vegan, right?[/QUOTE]

"Found the vegan" jokes exist for a reason. I count two so far.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;52451571]This place sounds like some prime Kitchen Nightmares episode material.[/QUOTE]

Gordon would have an actual heart attack

[gk99]

[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;52451571]This place sounds like some prime Kitchen Nightmares episode material.[/QUOTE]

Tbh I don't think "kids are running around shitting on the floor" is something even Gordon Ramsey would put up with. Dirty kitchens, infestations, and spoiled food are all things that I'd expect run-down nobody-eats-here restaurants to possibly have just as a concept. Kids shitting on the floor is a whole other level.

[Toybasher]

[QUOTE=myon;52450949]with them shitting on the floor, violation is an understatement[/QUOTE]

Aye. I volunteered for a health dept once with menial tasks and shadowed them on inspections.

At least where I was, they weren't all that strict but stuff like food not being cooked to proper temperature, a fan not working in a freezer, etc. was a big deal [and rightfully so!]

I'm not actually sure exactly where "Nude Baby running around" falls under [we had a checklist] but I'm almost 100% sure they'd get hit with some sort of violation. [General Hygiene?]

Completely unacceptable. It wouldn't get shut down on the spot but we'd warn them and come back randomly later. If it continues, then action can be taken. [Not sure what, but revoking permits, etc. would be possible.]

Edit: and that's mainly for the food issues, I don't remember if there was "Zero Tolerance" criteria where if X happens you get shut down immediately but I'm sure stuff outside of the health dept jurisdiction can happen like the police getting involved, etc.

[Boaraes]

[QUOTE=Bertie;52451062]Why is it specifically specified that it was a vegan cafe when it's irrelevant to the actual content of the article? Those crazy vegans I guess, right?[/QUOTE]

It is relevant because it was the setting of the incident and thus the subject of the article. Would you rather the place not be specified at all?

[Curls]

[QUOTE=gk99;52451603]Tbh I don't think "kids are running around shitting on the floor" is something even Gordon Ramsey would put up with. Dirty kitchens, infestations, and spoiled food are all things that I'd expect run-down nobody-eats-here restaurants to possibly have just as a concept. Kids shitting on the floor is a whole other level.[/QUOTE]

We need a kitchen nightmares / Dexter spin-off where a world renounced chef goes around murdering resturant owners

[nAXiom090]

[QUOTE]"I am about to start calling out names and pictures of people who leave us bad reviews, especially when it deals with our children,"[/QUOTE]

amys baking company 2.0?

[Rusty100]

[QUOTE=gk99;52451603]Tbh I don't think "kids are running around shitting on the floor" is something even Gordon Ramsey would put up with. Dirty kitchens, infestations, and spoiled food are all things that I'd expect run-down nobody-eats-here restaurants to possibly have just as a concept. Kids shitting on the floor is a whole other level.[/QUOTE]

There was a hotel hell where the owner shit on the floor

[Revenge282]

[QUOTE=Rusty100;52452602]There was a hotel hell where the owner shit on the floor[/QUOTE]

I'm guessing the keyword there is "was"?

[butre]

[QUOTE=Crooky14;52451373]They then proceeded to cook and serve the shit[/QUOTE]

feces is an animal product, plants dont poop

[Curls]

[QUOTE=butre;52452704]feces is an animal product, plants dont poop[/QUOTE]

whats oxygen then???

[editline]10th July 2017[/editline]

oh god

[snookypookums]

[QUOTE=J!NX;52452756]whats oxygen then???

[editline]10th July 2017[/editline]

oh god[/QUOTE]

Forget air, [URL="http://www.odditycentral.com/news/youre-not-really-a-vegetarian-unless-youre-drinking-vegetarian-water.html"]think of water[/URL] - if it has microorganisms in it, technically if you drank it you're a non vegetarian! :scream:

[IMG]http://www.weirduniverse.net/images/2014/veggie_water.jpg[/IMG]

[butre]

[QUOTE=J!NX;52452756]whats oxygen then???

[editline]10th July 2017[/editline]

oh god[/QUOTE]

do not fear as oxygen is only plant fart, not plant poop

[haloguy234]

[QUOTE=butre;52452704]feces is an animal product, plants dont poop[/QUOTE]

but poo is an excellent fertilizer for plants, so does that mean that by extension a plant contains animal matter?

[Killuah]

[QUOTE=J!NX;52451246]this idea that you have that its out of some kind of an agenda is awkward

its literally as simple as the fact that its being called a vegan cafe because... its a vegan cafe

but no, must out of a meat agenda to delegitimize vegans. Couldn't be because its a vegan cafe or anything.[/QUOTE]

No matter the intention behind phrasing the article you can't deny that it probably helps to get some
"what are those vegans up to again?" clicks.
I'm not saying that's the intention but it certainly is an effect that exists.

Example:
[QUOTE=vladnag;52450914]Because just being vegan won't get you any attention any more[/QUOTE]

[Kljunas]

[QUOTE=snookypookums;52452762]Forget air, [URL="http://www.odditycentral.com/news/youre-not-really-a-vegetarian-unless-youre-drinking-vegetarian-water.html"]think of water[/URL] - if it has microorganisms in it, technically if you drank it you're a non vegetarian! :scream:

[IMG]http://www.weirduniverse.net/images/2014/veggie_water.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:what: But they're still killing the organisms, how is it any better?

[Boss]

Let it flow.

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=Kljunas;52453396]:what: But they're still killing the organisms, how is it any better?[/QUOTE]

Also there's micro-organisms in the air. I'm sure tons of them die every time you breathe.

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=Killuah;52451148]It's part of the experience, you all just don't understand.[/QUOTE]

Look man, out of all places, a vegan restaurant is the last place I'd expect to find all-natural, free-range organic children.

[Lowland]

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;52453441]Also there's micro-organisms in the air. I'm sure tons of them die every time you breathe.[/QUOTE]

If it can't look sad and helpless in an animal rights activists video, it's not an animal.

[hipsterhendrix]

[QUOTE=V12US;52457203]If it can't look sad and helpless in an animal rights activists video, it's not an animal.[/QUOTE]

holy shit :v:

[sltungle]

[QUOTE=Bertie;52451062]Why is it specifically specified that it was a vegan cafe when it's irrelevant to the actual content of the article? Those crazy vegans I guess, right?[/QUOTE]

Because we don't just abandon adjectives in English for no good reason. If an incident unfolds at a gay club, it'll probably be referred to as a "gay club" in the media, not just a "club". If an incident unfolds at an Italian restaurant then it'll probably be referred to as such in any articles on it (hell, they might even chuck in a Michelin rating if it has one).

It'd be a fairly uninformative (not to mention boring) world to live in if news articles read, "unhygienic occurrence transpired at location today."