Infinite Dragons? Dragon Age III Confirmed

[selby3962]

I thought they'd learned their lesson about stripping half the gameplay and levels out in ME2, they admitted it was silly and that they would be improving upon it, and then DA2 comes out and it's exactly the same fucking problem but 10x worse.

Smarten the fuck up bioware, stop being lazy cunts and make another decent game.

[Pandamobile]

Slow the fuck down, Bioware.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Mingebox;29948348]Don't worry, they have cut out all the unnecessary fluff that showed it down. DA3 is now a Beat 'Em Up.[/QUOTE]

DA4 will be a movie

[Janus Vesta]

Make it more like DAO, but keep the animations from 2 (less choppy though) and mix the skills/magic systems of both games. Spend at least 2 years making the game. Destroy Hamburger Helper.

[ZombieFleezus]

Dragon Age 3 - Everyone's a transsexual now and you can have sex with everyone and everything.

[Craig Willmore]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;29955709]DA4 will be a movie[/QUOTE]

Press X to "Alistair!"

[POLOPOZOZO]

So I was just sitting around a few minutes ago, and I thought about how ridiculous this whole hamburger helper thing is and I can't stop thinking about it or bursting out laughing.

[Sirdrone536]

No wonder...

[chunkymonkey]

DA3: Now with 100% less RPG and 100% more pointless TnA!

[Diet Kane]

just a reminder
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16550652/1298244710468.jpg[/img]

[Brunte]

Another great company going into the grave.

[Legend286]

Yay! More awkward as fuck romance scenes with terrible facial animation.

[redBadger]

Hopefully we won't have to enter the same caves 100 times.

[Leg of Doom]

Maybe they don't copy and paste the same characters
like they have for the past decade but no one cared because bioware was god until recently

[Trogdon]

bioshit

[MR-X]

They better do a outstanding job, DA2 was a disappointment. DA2 didn't even get close to matching DA or DA:A epic storyline. Actually take your time and build us a good game that does not have the same recycled locations and dungeons. Give us a better story and character development. Only thing I liked about DA2 is that it made archer and rogue awesome classes, and your character had a voice actor. (fem hawk's voice was godlike.)

[k00lwhip]

Someone mentioned Jade Empire in the comments.

Now I'm hankering for some Jade pankering.

[Nefarious]

Where was again that picture with the Witcher 2 default retail edition, that includes a fuckload of interesting stuff, and the Collector's edition of DA2 which includes only the game and a postcard thingy?

[plokoon9619]

[QUOTE=MR-X;29973051]They better do a outstanding job, DA2 was a disappointment. DA2 didn't even get close to matching DA or DA:A epic storyline. Actually take your time and build us a good game that does not have the same recycled locations and dungeons. Give us a better story and character development. Only thing I liked about DA2 is that it made archer and rogue awesome classes, and your character had a voice actor. (fem hawk's voice was godlike.)[/QUOTE]

You can't have a voice actor if you want the same choices that Origin provided such as picking your race, having multiple options beyond 2, etc. Bioware doesn't want budget that much towards it.

[PvtCupcakes]

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;29975038]Where was again that picture with the Witcher 2 default retail edition, that includes a fuckload of interesting stuff, and the Collector's edition of DA2 which includes only the game and a postcard thingy?[/QUOTE]

Huh? The collectors edition has everything in the retail and has some stuff like a bust of Geralt's head, some dice and a pack of cards, a coin, etc.

[editline]22nd May 2011[/editline]

Oh and the artbook.

[MrDemonic]

Can I ask, since I don't know anything about it, what is this hamburger helper thing and hambeast? It''s the first I've heard of it.

[Nefarious]

Hambeast is a derogatory term for fat ugly females. "Hamburger helper" is the name given by the internet to a "writer" of DA2: she looks like a hambeast and is responsible for turning DA in a porno fanfic simulator.

[Turnips5]

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;29960834]just a reminder
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16550652/1298244710468.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

:froggonk:

[Sharkle_Bunwich]

Isn't Hamburger helper writing for Mass Effect 3 as well?

[url]http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/16/mass-effect-3-will-have-gay-romance-option-for-male-shepard/[/url]

[Fregelicious]

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;29960834]just a reminder
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16550652/1298244710468.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I used to like Bioware, too bad they're going to die soon, though!

[Carbon Knight]

Hang on let me find my old post saying "One day you are going to detest Bioware like you do with Activision and Infinityward."

For now I will suffice with I called it.

[Cuntsman]

I hear hamburger helper is also going to write ME3 and that there's going to be an entire questline devoted to squadmates coming out of the closet

I shit you not

[Spacewolf]

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;29993514]I hear hamburger helper is also going to write ME3 and that there's going to be an entire questline devoted to squadmates coming out of the closet

I shit you not[/QUOTE]
Is anyone paying attention over there?

[Nefarious]

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;29993514]I hear hamburger helper is also going to write ME3 and that there's going to be an entire questline devoted to squadmates coming out of the closet

I shit you not[/QUOTE]

Ass Effect 3, the game where you can let Harbinger assume your very personal "direct control"

Shit, I wish there was a way to demand a refund on Steam and get back the 16 euros I paid for ME 1 and 2. I don't want Bioware spending my money on this bullshit

[Vomitself]

Why all the BioWare hate? I think with this installment, they have a chance to redeem themselves from the crap they made with DA2, and bring back the good name of the franchise.