1 “Friend? Ohhh friend? you there my friend?” (drag the D’s)
2 “I missed you my friend, this cell gets quite boring my friend”
(drag D’s and say Cell with a sort of hatred, not massive, but make it clear you dislike the cell)
3 “Well My friend get comfortable (the chuckle, see below)”
(chuckle kind of like hmmmhmmm at end of line)
4 “well friend, it all started on a nice, cloudy night In the alley near my apartment”
5 “There was a backdoor that entered my apartment complex in the back of the alley”
6 " My apartment door was just 5 steps from the back door, i was in easy reach of my apartment my friend"
7 “I had my gun, in my left pocket” (laugh at end)
8 " I was waiting for my neighbor, He always used that back door"
9 “He was British,(1 second pause) he worked at the local coffee shop”
10 “The late Shift he had my friend, he would always come home around 12Oclock”
11 “He would always slam that damn door… waking me in the middle of the night” (angry, but not to angry, say it the way that makes it feel right)
12 “well my friend, I was about to put a end to that”
13 “his name was ted, and I planed to wait for ted to come home on that cloudy night”
14 “After about a hour or two waiting outside my friend, concealed in the shadows, I saw him enter the alley”
15 “He walked sort of gait that said, he was tired after a days of work, perfect, my target was disoriented to a degree”
(excited, drag the D in degree)
16 “As he began to approach the door, I stepped out of the shadows, and put my gun to his back”
17 “He froze with shock my friend”
(say it normally, fucking causally)
18 “I said in a quiet voice, open the door, and step into my apartment”
19 "He quickly obliged, and entered the hallway, then proceed into my apartmentlaugh
(do a normal laugh, what ever feels right)
20 “I took him into my kitchen and told him to sit down at my table.”
21 " I then told him if he dosn’t do everything I say Ill kill him, and then go next door and murder his wife"
22 " He quickly nodded in approval of my directions"
23 " after he was sitting down in the chair, I quickly got some rope out and tied him down, first his wrists, then his ankles, then his head laugh
(fucking excited! YOUR A WILDABEAST BABAY!)
24 “I then taped his mouth closed with some duck tape hmhmhmhmhmh laugh”
(the HMMMHA laugh from earlyer)
25 "I got two Coffey mugs out, and set them on the table*chuckle)
(calm down a little in this line)
26 “I got my knife out next, still had blood stains from that wonderful day I had in the park weeks back”
(sound like your almost had a flashback, remembering something happy, almost sound refreshed from saying this)
27 “I finaly sat down at the time, and looked at my him right in the eye, and said”
28 “one finger or two my friend?”
say it excitedly, but like your asking a question like your almost generous like "One lump or sugar or two deary)
29 “His face looked so… complex”
(the his face looked so, make it sound like your searching for words, then say complex in a refreshing happy way)
30 “I replied to this facial expression to a quick cut in a saw like formation on his index finger, saying Ill just take one for now neighbor”
(sound excited, say neighbor in a refreshed)
31 “he tryed to scream but nothing above a dull roar was going to make it out of his taped mouth”
32 “I took the severed finger,and put it in one of the mugs my friend”
33 “I then took his hand that I had severed the finger from, blood still dripping rapidly, and directed this blood flow into the Coffey mug”
34 “I told him to hold it above the cup my friend”
35 " I got up and started to boil some water in a kettle over my stove"
36 “I then poured this water in the cup with the severed finger, with the blood from his hand that had been dripping in for a good 5 minutes my friend”
37 “I picked up the mug, this sight was again so over whelming, almost uncontrollable to chug down the cups cargo”
38 " but manners my friend, I had a guest, and I must attend to him before I began"
(excited more then others above)
39 " I took my gun and shot him in the head, his body just went limp, and his head rolled forwards"
40 “I took the mug with the finger and hot water with a side of blood in it, and went into my room, and got in bed”
41 "that was the best bed time tea I have ever had my friend laugh
(crazy as laugh, sound calm, sound relaxed, thinking back to happy memories)