In no way is this a parody thread.
I thought about it out of the blue. I know a kid who used to be fascinated with combine in HL2 and wanted to be like them in school, who was gay, but was a outcast by everyone. I feel that this picture and story is a perfect representation.
Gay Combino is a nickname they all call him, fictional character invented by Heterosexual Combino. Gay Combino, although pretty strong and agile, is treated badly by everyone who feel insecure because he is so manly. If everyone had more experiences with Gay Combino, they wouldn’t be so cruel and leave him crying in a deserted human prison. The incompetence of these people leads to Gay Combino not having a date today. I hereby challenge all the people here to resepect his gayness and his style and fashion skills. Don’t be jealous!