BLENDER NOOB - Please welcome me ;)

H I I A M A B L E N D E R N O O B
Forgive me for wasting your time.
But WHERE DO I NEED TO START.
I mean I have watched a tutorial, but I am still lost.

If somebody could point me a few direction that would be fine.

Hi, I must ask, what is it about blender you’d like to know? You don’t clearly state it anywhere, and teaching someone everything about blender would take ages. xD