Hello kids! I’m Taggart, your friendly neighbourhood poser and model hacker, and I’m here today to inform you of the BLIGHTS OF THE MODERN FPS! Have you ever played a game like, for example, Modern Warfare 2, and found the gameplay, physics, even players absolutely fucking ridiculous?
You’re NOT ALONE!
In this very thread, I, Taggart, will guide you through some of the most RIDICULOUS things that you will EVER see in a Modern FPS! Enjoy the ride, because I sure will!
First off, let’s start with the biggest cock-knocking class/equipable weapon system! That’s right kids, it’s SNIPERS!
#1 - Impossible and Sudden Appearances of Friendly Troops after a Scripted Sniping Section
#2 - Sniper Rifles, Small rounds and “Critical Hits” (aka This Bullet Does Not Do That!?)
#3 - Quickscope, Noscope? Part 1
Stay tuned for more education goodness kids! And remember, Pre-Dinner Snacks - They’re GOOD FOR YOU!