Cheap Lua Coder for Garry's Mod Servers

I am now coding Garry’s Mod Servers, all I need is access to the FTP Server and a creditable rank as “Programmer”, “Coder”, or “Developer”. and it is only up front payments if you want.

Contact Me:
Skype - josh.whorton
Email -

All you need acces to is FTP to steal.

You cannot be real;

Seems like you are very credible! :zoid:

Hes lua king!

I’ll be damned, take my money!

1 post and you want access to FTPs?
Seems legit enough to me.

Most people pay after they see a working product.

can i pay u in swags

Don’t think you can, sadly

[editline]25th September 2013[/editline]

Confirmed, you cannot.

New title for that Josh guy, I shall call him the Birthmark King

because unlike acne, those don’t go away

Aren’t you busy working on Joshua’s mod though?

Well I for one think your work on Whorton Hears a Who was fantastic V:

[But on a serious note, you’re going to need to make a name for yourself first, and have things to show your worth in skill, otherwise no ones going to ‘hire’ a random 13 year old as a credible Programmer/Dev/Coder person.]

if CLIENT (is retarded) then
client:GiveFTP(“some 12 year old”)

dont steal my code pls

public class retarded12yearold {

    public retarded12yearold() {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
    	System.out.println("Kill yourself");


This is lua, right?


Darn, how about now?

Program Totally_Lua;   
 Write('Can I be a lua coder for your server now????');

body {
	background-image: url("/youre_an_embarrassment.bmp");
	background-repeat: repeat;
	background-attachment: scroll;

a:pleaselearnhowtocode {		

Hey, you’re forgetting the creditable coder rank!

#include <iostream>

int main()
    std::cout << "Is this better?";

10 PRINT "Can I get paid yet?"
20 GOTO 10