Dark Physgun

I don’t feel like this is worthy of going in the release forum but I thought I might get banned if I put it in the parent forum.

I was looking for a nice dark physgun skin and I couldn’t find any good ones, they were all glowy, flashy, and often red. So I decided to create my own that was more “sleek, black badass-machine” than “shiny, black dildo”. After making it, I jizzed spontaneously and God thrust his hand through the roof of my house so he could give me a thumbs up.

I’ve now decided that it would be cruel of me to keep my dick-embigenning physgun to myself, so I’m sharing it here.

I only edited the skin in the “materials/models/weapons” directory, and I have a feeling that I should have done more than that, but unfortunately God only blessed me with the talents of looking good in black, walking briskly, and a better than average natural buoyancy, rather than the ability to know what the fuck I’m doing when editing skins and stuff.

Nevertheless, here’s a screenshot:

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3093/newphysguncomparison.jpg

and link to download: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=91701

If you use this Physgun, you’ll get laid by the nearest woman within the hour (I guess what I’m trying to say is, don’t use this if you live with a sister or anything, unless she’s really hot)

Looks awesome…

but Goddamn, I’m not taking any risks of incest though, me and my sister share a room.
but seriously, GET LAID BY A WOMAN IN THE NEXT HOUR JESUS FUCK EVERYONE DOWNLOAD THIS.

Looks low-definition.

That’s just because your eyes can’t focus in on the picture properly because it gave you too big of a boner. Or something.

No but seriously, I don’t know why it looks like that. I think it’s because the texture detail isn’t on full on my GMod settings. It could actually be because of your boner, though. And my boner too. Communal boner.

I laughed at this pretty hard best reply ever