door to door cultists[/t]
gimme criticism n shizzle

also a bonus or whatever

Glossy suits are boss at every party

Excuse me sir, do you have a minute for our lord and Savior Cthulhu?

His suit is so shiny.
I want his metal suit.

Goddamn Cult of Cthulu, sacrificing random people and interrupting my dinner with their gibberish phone calls.

This is how I feel whenever missionaries try to come to my house

my eyes are on that hot stud jason

Mind Flayers seem to be out of luck these days.