After I saw the TF2 version of this type of thread with some pretty funny posts, I decided I’d make the Garry’s Mod verson. Title says it all.
I was playing on some DarkRP server. There was an admin that was abusing his powers by noclipping around and shotgunning everybody. I was swinging a knife around(on the server it was an instakill) and then the admin happens to noclip right through the room I was in. He was positioned right next to me for like a split second. But, I just happened to be swinging my knife at that moment. I instakilled the noclipping admin, who then permabanned me with the reason “HACKER! IM GOINGA TELL ON U AND GET MY PARNTS TO JAIL U FR LYFE!!!”(actual ban reason). I haven’t been unbanned since.