Final playermodel Mingepose thread. PLEASE help us find an answer!

FOR FUCKS SAKE FACEPUNCH LOOK AT THIS SHIT

SO HERE’S ME JUST CHILLING BEING A BOSS:

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fy_onett00011.jpg

AND HERE’S THE GLITCH I KEEP RUNNING INTO WITH PLAYERMODELS DISTRACTING ME FROM MY GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE:

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fy_onett00021.jpg

HERE’S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE UP CLOSE. THOSE ARE ALL PLAYERMODELS (the glitched reflections are an entirely different story).

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fy_onett00031.jpg

HERE’S HOW THE GLITCH MAKES ME FEEL:

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fy_onett00041.jpg

HERE’S THE GLITCH EFFECTING A CUSTOM PLAYERMODEL:

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fy_onett00051.jpg

HERE’S THE GLITCH EFFECTING DEFAULT PLAYERMODELS:

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fy_onett00061.jpg

HERE’S WHERE I’VE BEEN FOR THE LAST MONTH WAITING FOR AN ANSWER:

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fy_onett00071.jpg

HERE’S WHAT THE GLITCH LOOKS LIKE IN THE CONSOLE:

player(HERE’S WHERE THE PLAYERMODEL GOES)/weapons\w_fists_t.mdl : missmatched parent bones on “ValveBiped.Bip01_R_Hand”

HERE’S A DESCRIPTION OF THE GLITCH:
The playermodels in question only collide with the world at a small point at their feet, which makes a sound like a gun being dropped in game, as though the skeleton’s been replaced with the physics of the pistol model. No part of the ragdoll can be controlled: the body is stuck in T-pose, the eyes roll to always look in the same direction, and there’s no finger or face-posing.

HERE’S A VIDEO:

IF YOU NEED TO KNOW MORE THERE’S THREE OTHER FUCKING THREADS ON THIS PAGE ALONE.

JESUS CHRIST.

WE NEED
EFFORT
WE NEED MORE EFFORt
but seriously wow you put a lot of effort into this

Yeah, and someone in one of the other threads might have just figured it out. I might just need to clear my cache.

In other words, herp derp.