Funny stuff or 'how not to do'

SerpaFL: Mods, you know what to do.
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BOBY HELL:** Hello I Am Boby Hell I Work For Facepunch And I nEED To No What Is The Game Rating? Please Make It Teen Like Tony Honk Maerican Wasteland Free Game At GameStop Because My Mom Wont Let Me Get It
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Mirth**(Commenting a obvious trollthread): …

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Dangle: Die
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xVENUSx: Well, because the depression/mental health thread is dead, I’m going to just post here. I have had depression for around a year but it has gotten very bad within the last three months, I have suicidal thoughts very frequently and I feel that soon I will try and kill myself. I haven’t been diagnosed yet, mostly because of my anxiety issues (social anxiety). I have had to have mental tests already and they think that I have aspergers. I am extremely paranoid and I have delusional thoughts. I am just fucked up in the head and I’m only 14. I ask myself everyday why does it have to be me that gets fucked up, have no friends and feel suicidal. I hate my life. I just needed to vent here, sorry if this is in the wrong place.
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Shiftyze:** I’m drunk, make me feel like I have friends
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http://forum.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1282489&p=41204603&viewfull=1#post41204603

The Maestro: pick up that can
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Cyanlime:** fucking hilarious wow man i cant stop laughing holy shit
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Skez0: **

Hello everyone!

Last night I have uploaded the first episode in my Let's play of rust.

I caught a hacker in the video with his name. So I thought it was important that I shared it with the community.

See the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrkWAfQcxFk

Any comments, likes or even subscribing to me would help me out a bunch ;)

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Afgman:** People are gonna be dissapoint.
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CaptainTensho:** Enjoy
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morganofpans:** Beta keys? What beta keys do you speak of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuONuafxwk.
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Johnbaggins:** Please stop. I don’t know how much clearer I can make it, other users can make it, or anyone else can make it. PLEASE STOP BEGGING FOR KEYS! Look through the previous posts to see that NO NEW KEYS ARE BEING GIVEN OUT.

I don’t have a key and I am sure many of us that lurk here or even post here don’t as well. I feel that I had to create an account just to say this. This influx of new users is ruining what was an immaculate series of posts and the unfolding development about a very intriguing game in its ALPHA STATE.

I feel like an old white racist when saying this, but “Go back from whence you came!”
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oh yea and btw: http://forum.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1281811&p=41179408&viewfull=1#post41179408 < get your betkeys the legit way

You included far from the whole facepunch etiquette in this thread. At least I think that’s what you’re trying to do.

While I agree this is kinda funny, and it’s handy knowing some of what not to post to avoid bans… was this thread really necessary?

Yes lot of good stuff on this site. THERES A HIDDEN KEY SOMEWHERE HERE I KNOW IT

http://facepunch.com/fp_referrers.php