slow downloads

My connection speed is perfectly fine, but why is it so slow when downloading from the website? (This is Garry’s Mod related, right?)

I wish I could answer that, but alas I can’t even view

someone’s got their cock in the Ethernet port again…

At least you can even get onto I keep getting this message: 500 - Internal server error.
There is a problem with the resource you are looking for, and it cannot be displayed.

Well, the server is on the fritz and, like what Silentfood said, someone thought that the Ethernet port was some pleasure device.