Gmod loading screen text

Can anyone give me the code to make that funny text while you are loading like “painting the walls”, “spamming cache” and so on :stuck_out_tongue: would really like to have it on my loading screen

its not really a code. its actually a site

[editline]14th December 2012[/editline]

well it could

so what is the site :stuck_out_tongue: if you mean that its a HTML website, i know and i have one up and running. but i dont know how to make it display that text

um for a html site, i think you have to make it like that.

[editline]15th December 2012[/editline]

which is what i meant by site

<div style='position: relative; bottom: 0; right: 0; bottom: 0; left: 0; width: 10%; height: 0%; margin: auto; overflow: visible;'>
    <div id='loadingtext' style='margin-bottom: 1px; color: #B5B5B5; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold;'>Loading Text..</div>
    <script type="text/javascript">

   keywords = 

   var bCanChangeStatus = true;
   function ChangeText ( )   {
      if ( bCanChangeStatus )
         var keyword = keywords[ Math.floor( Math.random() * keywords.length ) ]
         document.getElementById( "loadingtext" ).innerHTML = keyword;
      setTimeout( "ChangeText()", 3500 );

This is what I currently have. Change “stuff” with whatever you want, and repeat the process for more messages to cycle

you might have to play around with the div style, and be sure to modify setTimeout to change how quickly/slowly the messages cycle

Thanks Soleeedus, but i cant seem to write more than one word,

Edit. Nvm forgot a , after each sentence.