GMod takes so long to load that I have time to watch a short film

Before you scream: “Git a bettur pee cee”, I have a very very gud one ok u lil b8
ANYWHO I have good ram, good CPU (3.48 cpu, quadcore hyperthread) And the GTX 970, and i forgot exactly how much ram.
Before you say: “Delete all addons”:
I did. Nuff said.
Before you say : “Delete the game”:
I did, fully.

I dont know what could be going on, tbh.

[editline]26th July 2016[/editline]

NOTE: After removing ALL addons, it DID take like five min off the loading time.

O U M8 U THENK MY FUAKEN CUQESTION IS DUMB RLYL BE** THIS A PROVLEM
(lmao)

[editline]26th July 2016[/editline]

OH MY GOD, I FOUND LIKE 1000000 FILES OF “Umad” IN A FILE THAT ARE HUGE.

I SEE MY PROBLEM. PLEASE LOCK.

Reading this post was like an emotional journey into the soul.

How did that happen?

Every crash (typing quit into gmod console apparently counts) added a file, but I addex ULX Extended (The cause) like a month ago.