Golem: Embodiment of manliness


Eat your heart out, Duke Nukem.

LOL what the hell?

A main character in Zeno Clash.

That game has some weird characters. It’s like looking at you buddy while on acid.

He punched the fuck outta that one bitch

you know who I’m talking about.

In the image or game?

I bought Zeno Clash only for the characters to be used in GMod. Never played the game or used the characters for that matter. But I will.


The assassin

Duke Nukem is still better :colbert:

I gotta get me Zeno Clash :C

You got a great game sitting on your hard-drive, PLAY IT.


Let’s see Duke Nukem lift a gate that is by a good chance thousands of pounds.

Come on. Duke Nukem is the most sexist bad ass mother fucker ever conceived.

Lines like “I go where I please, and I please where I go” is a pure winner.

“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outa gum.”
“Hmm… I don’t have time to play with myself.”
“Nukem till they glow, then shoot em in the dark.”
You can’t get more badass than Duke Nukem. Even his theme is done by Megadeth.


So true sir. He reminds me of Minsk in Baldur’s Gate. “Swords not words” was one of his one liners. Macho all the way:biggrin:

Duke Nukem ain’t bad ass, he stealz lines from movies and shoves them up your butt.

Oh wow.

Its not his fault that the lazy people from 3D Realm dont want to continue the project :C

Plus, even if his game are old, they are still fucking kickass.

more like “Eat you heart out Saxton Hale”

he’s white, black and gold all in one