How do I get the "Yes, I am the real garry!" achievement

I’m being serious. I want to join Garry’s game, I have OCD and I NEED this achievement. I also have cancer and AIDS so I have only 1 year left in my life ( Which I will be playing GMOD on 24/7 ). I also was born with a birth defect that caused me to have a mutilated penis. Garry, can I please join your game?

You should do what all the other people do. Write an e-mail to mailbag@garry.tv
I am not saying that you lie, but keep it serious and don’t say anything that it not true.
It will just let you look like a faggot and won’t increase your chances.