I have 2 right hands.


i’d love to live in your head for a day

you’d get raped, shit upon and driven insane within an hour

we may never have a safe way of knowing what goes on inside that clump of calcium we call Faraon’s skull


say hi to the four cosmic entities of Chaos for me

are you willing to sacrifice all those toilet rolls for your wifes exceedingly poor fecal judgement

Looks tasty

Now he’s fucked-

He can’t go down from that stool.
That’s why he went insane.

Edward Scissorhands for the post-9/11 generation, i like this shit very much!