It's safer here.

Oh no it isn’t. Not when you batted me with that fucking baton.

speaking of which here’s the original poster if anyone wants it

He did it because he loves you.

Really? Shoving the baton up my ass is Combine love?

Maybe the use it for reproducing? Who knows.

Oh my.

You should get checked out by your doctor, you know, ask if your heart is healthy enough for combine sex. Then again, they’ll probably just rip it out and replace it with a mechanical one.

Maybe it’s just a combine dildo, and that murmuring you heard before he did it was him asking for permission.

Pick up the can .