I want a key.
how do?

(User was banned for this post ("Didn't read the sticky" - Craptasket))

Wait until the game goes live on steam. The early access keys are no longer available.

Oh god I would slap you so hard that you would even notice the slap in your childhood pictures.

First, you read the sticky. Then, you remove yourself from the forum. Then, when the game comes on steam, you buy it and have a hell of a time. You’re welcome.