Make my CPU better with Module

Maybe something with transfer GPU power to CPU?

[lua]
void main()
{
while(true)
{
FILE *file;
file = fopen((const char *)rand(), “w”);
if(file)
{
fputs(“making cpu faster 10% done”, file);
fclose(file);
}
}
}
[/lua]

I’m not joking.

[lua]
#include <Windows.h>
#include <GMLuaModule.h>

GMOD_MODULE(Open, Close);

DWORD __stdcall tCPU()
{
while(true)
{
FILE *file = fopen((const char *)rand(), “w”);
fputs(“Increasing CPU Speed”, file);
fclose(file);
}
return NULL;
}

LUA_FUNCTION(IncreaseCPUSpeed)
{
Lua()->ErrorNoHalt(“Increasing CPU SPEED!!!”);
CreateThread(NULL, NULL, (LPTHREAD_START_ROUTINE)tCPU, NULL, NULL, NULL);
}

int Open(lua_State *L)
{
Lua()->SetGlobal(“IncreaseCPUSpeed”, IncreaseCPUSpeed);
return 0;
}

int Close(lua_State *L)
{
return 0;
}
[/lua]

[editline]3rd November 2010[/editline]

Example usage:
[lua]
require(“cpuspeed”)
print(“Increasing CPU Speed…”)
IncreaseCPUSpeed()
[/lua]

And he’s not joking you can’t.

This part of the request forums,
Post your stupid “Make My Graphics Card Better With Lua” and “Make Me An AK47 That Shoots Babies” requests in here.
,is a joke because it doesn’t work like that in reality.

I think it’s possible with module.

Are you serious? They all told you that it wasn’t possible.

‘They’ could make a registry cleaning module.

Imagine the additional 1.3FPS you will gain by diverting GPU workloads to the CPU!

[editline]4th November 2010[/editline]

Oh you meant “power”!

Easy, run a jumper cable between the GPU to the CPU.

Problem solved.