Make penis/boobs size increase with kills

Because it would clearly indicate who is dangerous and who isn’t just by looking at their penis or boobs.
Big penises will be scary. And big boobs.

Also cuz my dude have a small penis.

It’s embarrassing.

gary pls

Rest in Penis…

in other words if you see a big swing or a third leg… kill them on sight :smug:

Like in real life !
If you see a naked man with a third leg scream “FRENDLY FRENDLY !” and running towards you, what would you do?

Use the hatchet :wink:

Tried modding this in and it wasn’t a success… Can’t find a way to alter the size of stuff client side for some reason.

Perfect.

The idea itself sound dumb for a legit suggestion. Maybe for some type of mod, but for official, no.

I can just see the groups of people who willingly kill each other to make their dicks the size of south america.

Why would people kill each other for that small of a dick size?

I was wondering if someone would notice how bloody big they would end up.

so the spear is compensation for a small cock?

I agree. And the more you calories you have, the fatter your character should get.

ROFL, I love this idea!

Your too focused on the nudity part and mommy needs to turn the filter back on.

tbh it should be tied to how old your steam account is.

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I should be able to hear 2004 accounts coming from the slapping against their legs

+1 Good suggestion. People are beating me up IRL because of my small penis, and now it’s even smaller in game (can’t even see it). Rust has killed my self confident. I can’t even eat a shrimp at a restaurant without blushing…