Man Vs. Dildo Psycho's [Planning]

Hello Fap Punch,

I came up with this idea yesterday, just completely randomly. This will be the planning thread only, I will officially start coding it when Garry’s Mod 13 hits the Steam Clients.
Anyways, I will tell you in detail what the game mode will be about.

  • Man Vs. Dildo Psychos #2012

You will spawn on a flat map, like flatgrass, but there will be a big house in the middle of it. When you spawn, you should run into the house to buy equipment from a NPC. Then, you have to build defences up against the doors, and make small holes you can shoot out of. You have exactly 5 minutes to get equipment, build defences up and prepare to get ready to kill whats incoming. However, if all of you are ready in under 5 minutes, I will be sure to code a system that will make you able to vote for a start. Anways, the 5 minutes have passed, and suddenly, Dildo Psycho’s will be spawned simply out of no where. They will start to approach the house, and try to bash the doors in. You doors have HP. This HP will be lowered everytime a Dildo Psycho hit’s it. If you would like to extend the HP, simply build more defence on the door. However, you will loose money on this, and then you maybe don’t have enough money to buy more gear like weapons and ammo. If the Dildo Psycho’s break in, you can shoot them, but if they catch you. You will be raped to death. If you are raped to death, you can be revived, but only if your team mates make it through the round.

Your Character: You job is simply to buy the gear you need, and build up defences to protect youself, and you team mates.
Dildo Psycho’s: These mob’s are equipped with a dildo. They hit hard :v:
The Map: I have no map specified yet, but I will think of something soon.

This is the planning for now. If you which to add something that could be cool, leave a comment below.

Thanks.

Plan:
Dildo Model: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=75969 (Crowbar replacement) 100% Ready.
Ranged Dildo: 0% (Coding starts when Garry’s Mod 13 comes out)
Map: I’m thinking of editing flatgrass, and placing a big house in the middle of the map, and make the map smaller of course. (Coding starts when Garry’s Mod 13 comes out)
Equipment Purchase: I’m thinking either of a NPC, or a menu between F1-F4. 0% (Coding starts when Garry’s Mod 13 comes out)
Defence: The same as NPC or Menu, but when you bought the item, you will have to take it to the door, and press a random key, and it will build it. A progress bar will appear in the middle of the screen saying: Placing “Wooden Fence” as defence. 1% completed of 100% So you will have to start building from 1% to 100%. 0% (Coding starts when Garry’s Mod 13 comes out)
Zombie Model: I will see if it is possible to get the new zombie model from the new Counter Strike Global Offensive Zombie Mod.

^ More thing will be added regularly.

So zombie survival only with dildo’s? Cool! :v:

Kinda, but the Dildo Psycho’s are bots, you will only be the human that have to shoot them!

Will there be ranged dildos, if you know what I mean.

Sure, I could maybe make some Dildo Psycho’s throw their dildo at you :wink: Just keep the suggetions coming :wink:

Please post screenshots of this, GOTY GOTY GOTY from what I’ve read.

Screenshots will be posted, don’t worry, but as I said, coding will start when Garry’s Mod 13 is out.
Meanwhile, I’m looking for some beast models. I found this model, it’s a Dildo, replaced with the crowbar, we are on our way! http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=75969
I also found a Dildo Launcher, but I will make it so you can throw you Dildo instead of shooting it :slight_smile:

FTFY

Fixed :slight_smile:

Yes… Because the Internet needs more dildos…

Plenty dildo’s on all those pornsites

We do.

Nice idea. you can add special dildobots, like, a 20 height dildo do 300 damage, and only a big bot use a 20 height dildo. ( example ) and a small dildo just do 15 damage and small bots use it.

I will do waves of dildo bots, and at the end of the waves, there will be a final wave with a big dildo monster