Mingebags: The Documentary

Hello, everyone. Today, we will be discussing a very interesting topic. That topic is, you guessed it, Mingebags. I have recently met two minges in a past game. Here are a few photos I managed to take.

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Take a look at this fine sex pose made by a Minge. At first, he was hesitant to let me take a snapshot, but he figured there would be no harm done. Notice how thefaces have no expression on them, also. Terrific.

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Here we see another Mingebag setting up a photo.

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And here is the final product of the previously mentioned image. A great piece, yet again.

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A lesbian sexpose that I almost missed. It’s a good thing I caught it, or this magnificent work of art would have been left undiscovered.

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I’m not quite sure what this is supposed to be, but I’m guessing the Minge doesn’t very much like it. Also, notice how a girl has joined a server. What could happen next?

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Ah, yes. Minge teamwork. A rare sight indeed. The Mingebag in the chair is asking the girl if she “wants some of this” in a 12 year old voice. The girl replies, “Uh… no, I’m good.”

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And now, watch as the rejected Mingebag attempts to get revenge on the girl by putting her player model in an awkward position.

Later, the girl told them to “grow some nuts” and they quit the game.

This concludes the presentation. Post your questions below!

How did they manage to change model?

What do you mean?

Mingebags dont know how to change playermodels.

Eh. I don’t know. But if their not minges, then they are stereotypical 12 year old gamers. Usually they choose Combine and Kleiner as there playermodels everytime I go on a freebuild server. But the point is still valid: How Mingebags act

You should make a video in stead

How do 12 year old’s know about this shit?

no john, you are the mingebags

I knew about sex when I was 6. I don’t see how it’s a big deal as long as you don’t make stupid poses on a video game.

They do this in every server, it’s always a little different :funny:

if only their mothers knew