Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Not very happy with these, but, people said I should make a thread.


It’s funny because I know marines that admit to this.

Imma get to be one o’ them in just a couple of months :downs:


He said touch it. Can I burn it?

Here’s a Marine joke (every marine I tell it to laughs, at least)

Army calls it a chopper.

Navy calls it a helo.

Air Force calls it a whirlybird.

Marines point at it, make gorilla noises, and throw rocks at it.

Almost correct, the air force calls it a flying target.

Whats in the box?

Oh you know…


dicks for lunch

this is amazing