Need a Giant Turd

Hey guys I’m making a little project of mine and i need a giant poo model. Realistic Textures would be nice and it needs to be fairly large maybe x4 scale of a regular poop.
also try put corn into it…

Heres a Reference Picture:

Thanks <3

Age Of Chivalry props,
Resizer stool.

theres already a poop prop on gamebanana