Oh nooooooooo!!!!

Hey Guueeyzz My account got totally, hacked/stolen/ Terrorized/ Molested/ Unemployed/ Jumped/ Hired/ Fired/ Jihadied/ Converted/ Stolen (2x)/ Raped/ Exterminated/ Kidnapped/ Something bad/ RDMed/ betrayed/ Assassinated/ Ripped off/ Busted for illegal underage porn/ Busted for Dog rape.
So Imma need you all to send me your spare keys
it’s a safety thing
You know, the same way the mob does it
You pay em
They keep you “protected”
Except now,
You pay me
You get to Beat me up
Oh ya
And I’m garry too
So…
Do it…
Warning 1…
Warning 2…
i’ll ban you!
got banned
^that’s me getting banned not you
anyway I need a key because my dog ate my old one
Seriously
I’m not kidding
It happened
Then I put him down
This means a lot to me
Nobody is still reading
Might as well touch myself like I do when I see 1337 H0t Ch13s
Oh man
Ohhhhh
Mannnnnnnn
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ah heallllllll yeeesssss Boiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ohhhhhhh Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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GUYS THIS MUST BE THE REAL GARRY NEWMAN

OH LORD GARRY I WILL SEND YOU ALL MY KEYS

Oh herrrr Iz da reel garry here mai keeess

OMG ITS GARRY!!!
KEYS PLS

Oh noes.

I’d say I was sorry for you, and that I felt bad… But I really don’t. :v:

5 Free keys for Knowing my name Brah

Key 1: 123-456

Key 2: 133-712

Key 3: 333-333

Key 4: 123-456 (trust me it works twice)

key 5: 867-530 9

! I still need a key, I can’t give one to myself because I’m under house arrest NEED HELP PL0X!

If you’re THE Garry why are you in America?

Vacation

oh yes, its garry! im so sorry about your account

sorrynotsorry

Oh cool! What hotel are you in? Do they serve good meals there?

Just give up.

SO YOU’RE UNDER HOUSE ARREST BUT YOU’RE ON VACATION, YOU BLOW MY MIND GARRY!

When Rust gets desperate v. 68547788995443246678

Also, legit Garry is Identified as u=1

dude they work

I’m In the Holiday Inn express On the corner of Smith and Wesson In New Town Texas, the meals are terrible and I always cry myself to sleep

Btw The doors Unlocked :wink:

In Britain, they say “Holiday”, not vacation. You were pulling off a believable Garry until that.

OMG KEY 3 ACTUALLY WORKS! UR A GOD GARRY!

A god? No no no, A God Of Gods? You’re getting there.

i need keys!!!

I brought my house with me, it is just a cardboard box anyway.

Please swallow 77 cyanide pills pls