OLD GAME [Interactive]

Your friend just gave you an old game. He said he wanted to throw it in the trash because it was absolute crap!
You on the other hand, a true cheapskate, decided to give the game a last run. You insert the disc & your screen goes instantly black!

The game seemed not to need any install and did not prompt you to any menu!
Enjoy…

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"YOU NOTICED AN OBJECT NEAR YOU"

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Ignore pipe and beat on door with fists.

-Turn sobel effect off.

"YOU READY YOUR FISTS"

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Console returned the following error:
"UNKNOWN COMMAND: “Turn” Use F1 for a list of commands"

-Use F1

-hit F1
-crash game

wow that effect is so bad are you fucking trying to hurt my retinas?

-blind self, gain daredevil vision to avoid awful filter over eyes

No, just your semen.

Console returned the following:
**"LIST OF COMMANDS:
-GFX_BLOOM [1;0]
-GFX_DOF [1;128]
-GFX_COLOR [0,0,0;255,255,255]
-GFX_CRAPPY [1;0]
-LOGIC_SAVE [“name”]
-LOGIC_LOAD [“name”]
-LOGIC_CHEATS [1;0]
-PAR_BLOOD [1;100]
-PAR_NUD [1;100]
-MAP [“name”]
-INT_HUD [1;0]
-INT_HINTS [1;0]
-INT_DISPLAYDAMAGEINFO [1;0]
-MULTI_LAN [1;0]
-MULTI_CONNECT [ip:port]
-MULTI_DISCONNECT

For more commands, there are 0 more pages! >>"**

-Turn GFX_CRAPPY off

-int_hints

-map maps*

I think you just inceptualized the command Nub’.

I just did the “show map list” command :v:

Console returns: "GFX_CRAPPY [0] You might experience a performance drop"

Console returns: "Unknown parameter for command -int_hints, use either [1,0]"

Console returns: "Cannot go deeper"

Anyway I don’t know why you want to sniff around the console commands, the game did not even pause!
It went on & it looks like something is about to happen…

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Look past the bars into the other room.

Noclip out of the room

You approach the bars and look to where you think the sound was coming from.

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"You suddenly realise why you are here… You were put up to be exterminated in an old combine outpost, you will be sitting there next.
You become a bit nervous & realise you are suffering from short-term dimentia! You suddenly realise you have been days busy prying off that pipe.
You also realise time is short now & you cannot let this plan slip!"

So what do you do? Any sensible input?

open door