http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9468/tf2comic2.th.png
hope you enjoy! 
(edit):
unfortunately, its too small to read what they’re saying, so:
panel 1:
(in gm_construct)
heavy: This is sasha, she is the best weapon ever. She is my future wife
panel 2:
scout: So, yeah, um… can I have a try dude? please?
panel 3:
heavy: (angry) NO! you’re not a soviet!
panel 4:
scout: (angry) Well I hope you die of a stroke!
panel 5
(in 2fort)
heavy firing guns: witness the soviets firepower!
panel 6
shows dead spy bodies on the bridge
panel 7
scout worshipping heavy: All hail soviets!
panel 8
(back in gm_construct)
scout: MEDIC! The heavy is having a stroke!