About a Thief robbing a Casino:
I was told, just yesterday
that a new casino had opened up
and they were just a pile of hay,
i was told, that they were real,
legit and they also sold beer.
So i went to the place and got in there
I saw a black man, a asian and a chick with blonde hair,
they were rolling the dice, playing a game, a game of
luck and faith. So i go to the counter, the chip man meets me
“Hello, sir” he says, but instead of a greeting i pulled out
two pistols and said “What a nice meeting, now give me the money
or ill kill you, bud!”
He wanted to dash, because he did not want to lose his hard-earned
cash, i knew what he did, he hit the security button, so i turned around
and saw a guard he said “Just put the gun down, pal”.
I was quick to pull the trigger and the guard went down to the ground faster than
the speed of sound, then i said “Where my money, do you want to die?”
So he said “Its right here”, he tried to distract me, he started to run and screamed “bye”, i quickly aimed, i pulled the trigger and he never came back.
I robbed the casino, but now the cops were knocking on the door, which was something i just could not ignore, so i grabbed my gun, my bag and jumped out the window.
When i came down a cop pointed a gun at me and started to scream
“GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!”, so i quickly turned around in attempt to rid
him of his gun, because if im in jail it be no fun, but he had a qucik
trigger finger so im shot in the shoulder, falling to the ground, behind this filthy compound. I tried to get up, the cop took the gun, he hit me with the butt and said “what?”.
Thats all i remember up to then, when i woke up i was in a den, yes, i am still in prison, i demanded my lawyer, so then he came as he approached he said “Did you really do it, Ben?”, of course i said “No!” i wanted a trial
which i would win, even if i had to buyout the judge, but he would not budge, for any sum i tried to give to him, he only extended my sentence, so here i am all singing this song - all night long.
But tomorrow, things will change, i will escape this dump and never come back, even if i meet the “Men in black”. And if i don’t make it, well here ends my journey, i hope you enjoyed reading my journal.
The time has come, i am going to get out of here once and for all, no longer will i stay here, instead ill’ go bowling so i jumped out of the window with the broken railings and tied myself to the zipline prepared yesterday by me. So i went and started zipping down, i got on to the ground, then i went around the administation building, i took out my pliers and looked at the flyers, just before i cut the power out.
I got past the fence, got onto a ladder and went up to almost the sky, then i said “bye bye”, old jail im going to escape from hell so i went and strangled a guard with just some wire i found back when i was bored, so i took his gun, and belive me it was fun to go to shoot the other guard in the face and open the gate, then i ran out with all due haste.
I saw the helicopter shooting bullets at me, trying to go on a killing spree, so i went into a nearby house, with SWAT not long after me. They breached the door with force, they saw nothing but a bunch of C4. And suddenly from boring alley the house went into flames everyone started tossing blames, while i ran away.
I stole some guy’s car and went to the bar, i saw my friend there, i said “can you get me to the airport” “Yeah” - he said then we went into his car, leaving my old one behind. He drove like crazy, despite that he was lazy and he got me to the airport. He said take this and handed me a briefcase then he drove away.
I opened it reavling a ticket and some new clothes. I went into the bathroom, locking the door so even a boom would not open it. I changed into the clothes and went to the terminal i passed and got onboard.
Just as we were about the depart, the part so close to freedom, S.W.A.T came in, they started shooting, i got out my gun i found earlier i started retaliating.
Innocent people were dieing, others -paniking, but i did not stop - nither did they, because i refused to obey, but then i happened - i was shot, i fell on my knees, it felt like hundreads of bees constantly stinging, but they did not stop, they unleashed a wall of bullets, i fell on the ground, i guess i was bound to die, so i then i died.
Now im dead, without a buck, i guess that was just my luck, or maybe i sealed my fate, when i pulled those pistols, but i still remember that babe playing games, oh what am i thinking, ah well, now i can rest in peace as my story ends, even as far as it bends, it has to end somewhere, without a doubt and it was here that i depart, well my bus to the afterlife just arrive, ill go on it, high-five!