His martial arts lessons were useful, he managed to hide his wallet in his ass.
I guess we know where the bullet is really gonna go then.
Hey shoot me and you will never find the wallet!
This reminds me of the episode of Futurama where they all get placed in the Wizard of Oz.
“Who needs courage when you have a gun?”
Yes the real life hero stuff can end badly for the aspiring hero:biggrin: An amusing shorty.