Ramirez! (Sgt. Foley ordering Ramirez to do something INCREDIBLY stupid)

**“Ramirez you rosin up your hand and play your pancake hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Virgina and the Russians deal it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny AK-47 made of gold.
But if you lose, the Russians gets your soul.”

“Ramirez! Take out that BTR with this pancake!”



Might make more of these, probably not.

Oh god sir. He… he has a pancake.

Take cover.

Haha funny.

you know that pancake was made with 15 pounds of c4 so that could take out the btr

he could put the pancake in the engine and it’d fuck it up

That would be one heavy pancake.

Dammit F T I was gonna start doin some of these.

in reality, the butter will fall because of the 10g that exists in this world