Hi, I’m BFG9000. If you are reading this you are probably a bandwagoner from Yogscast who found out about this game by watching their overrated let’s plays. Lucky for us, you found out about this game a month or two late, as Garry has cut off the supply of keys to average members.
As you can tell, many people like you have also come to this forum, hoping to get a key or an account so that they too, can [del]play[/del] “help test” the buggy and unoptimized, unsuitable-for-release DayZ clone that is Rust.
I for one, have tested the game myself before; unfortunately nowadays I frequently find myself using older, deprecated technology that cannot handle the graphics-hungry Rust.
As such, since I am not using my account, why let it go to waste? It’s potentially another tester to help Garry get his game in working order. I have therefore decided to extend my generosity to the FacePunch community (mainly the many great people who have contributed a LOT to the forum since their registration in June-July 2013) and am announcing that I am giving away my Rust account.
The only thing I ask in return is that the recipient give me a certain TF2 item (unfortunately, it is relatively rare). The item in question, of course, is the Ghastly Gibus. You must NOT give me the Gibus in TF2 Gift Wrap, or else I will reject it.
I hope all interested persons will post their offers below! I will check back in 18 hours.