Rust Survival Guide

I compiled a list of rules to help the nudes reach the top:

Rule #1: Don’t let niggas know where you rest ya dome.
Rule #2: Never burn ya furnace or campfire at night.
Rule #3: Don’t “spray n’ pray”; squeeze off guided rounds, son.
Rule #4: Protect ya neck.
Rule #5: Protect ya dome.
Rule #6: Guard ya grill.
Rule #7: Chrome doors or no doors.
Rule #8: Never turn ya back on a nude; you never know when they might shotty yo bitch ass.
Rule #9: The best node is the nude node.
Rule #10: Ya gotta go all in to win; balls deep or not at all, son.

You’re welcome.