Samus Finds a Love

These are my first screenshots, inspired by the combine and the cactus.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Cactus cheated on Combine…

took the words out of my mouth! THAT SLUTTY CACTUS!

Fucking cactus whore.

Samus has bad posture.

I thought the cactus caught on fire last time we saw him with combine.

Yes he was on fire.
Lol for a dew seconds I tought he was talking about me.
Cause my name is “The Combine”

Pictures are okay.

That cactus is a drunk. Samus is just starting to drink and his glass is empty

This is his sexier twin brother.

I don’t even want to think about how you would have babies with that thing. :smug:

A painful, disgusting, yet pleasurable experiance…

does samus have scoliosis?

Haha yes, but thats a whole nother photo set of tragedy.