Nothing more bad ass than non-craftable Sun Glasses that you find laying around.
Which could also reduce the “dirty lens” effect when facing the sun…

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, So I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim

after he saw your pic, he is not interested to collect you.

Thats great idea, i like useless items in games. U can always give it to new players so theyre confused
‘wtf i need to do with it’