Telescopic steel baton

You know the one the coppers use in V For Vendetta everytime someone gets nicked?

I want one of those and I bet loads of people wants one, and I’m not talking about that piece of ass laying around in Garrysmod.org that’s over sized and truthfully speaking very amateurish work. I’m talking about a real bitch-ass hippie smashing facist steel baton that comes in two shapes and is as black as the night it was invented.