The Crusader of Psychosis: Through Time and Space

I’ve had a lot of time on my hands, more than anyone should have. So, I decided why not take a go at the whole interactive comic thing?
Mspaintadventures and Madman: The Game deserve all the credit since I will basically be stealing from both of them, but I digress. Without further ado, I present to you:
**The Crusader of Psychosis: Through Time and Space. **

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**You are the The Crusader of Psychosis, a being dedicated to the spread of complete and utter insanity across the galaxy. Back on your home planet of Celephäis, you were the right hand man of the Ze’elyssus, otherwise known as the Lord of Lunacy.
Unfortunately, your god-king gave you an order that was a bit TOO insane for your tastes, and you declined. To punish you for your insolence and perhaps teach you a lesson, Ze’elyssus banished you to a dimension where insanity is actually considered a curse!

**

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To make matters worse, your banishment has appeared to cloud your memory and you can’t even remember what you were called. So, wayward warrior, what is your name?

Michael McMindFuck

Jeff Dinosaur

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**NO NO NO THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
You would never have a name with two F’s right beside each other. That’s just down right heretical!
Besides, you don’t even *remotely *resemble a dinosaur.
Try harder.
**

Hm, this console isn’t working correctly…

Smashes keyboard

MICHAEL

MCMINDFUCK.

James Gibberish!

Cocknose the 3rd.

Sir Branagin lanagin

Conksuck knight

**Michael?
JAMES?
WHAT KIND OF PANSY-ASS HUMAN NAMES ARE THOSE?
LAST TIME YOU CHECKED YOU WERE A GODDAMN KNIGHT DEDICATED TO PLUNGING ALL SENTIENT LIFE INTO INSANITY, NOT AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH PLASTIC CARS-
…Wait a minute…
**

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**YES, OF COURSE!
How did you not see it sooner? You are MAIMES MCGIBBERFUCK, slayer of the rational, destroyer of all things logical!

**

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**Now that you have that out of the way, how will you first decide to explore this strange new territory?
**

Go and crusade some shit.

do some pelvic thrusts

Spawn the Mad Mobile (you just gotta have one) and begin searching for a certain Mad Man who truly believes he is MAD. This man (if he truly is one) may also hold the key to your lost memories. Now, you scour these forgotten lands in search for him spreading your ludacris antics all across town as you search.

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**Well you’d love to but without your precious Blade of Infinite Delirium, you couldn’t crusade your way out of a cardboard box!
**

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**Spawn? Only fish spawn! You motherfucking CONJURE!

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**…At least you would if you were skilled in the use of magic. **

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**Before you can fit in your daily regiment of Pelvic Thrusts, you hear someone coming.
You have no idea what this dimension’s inhabitants are like and whether or not they’re hostile!
What do you do?
**

Sing Justin Bieber or Cher, it will drive him absolutely MAD

dropkick the person

Beat the person to death with Biebers dead body

Stand perfectly still, perhaps their vision is based on movements like a T-rex

Charge into them and beat the shit out of them.

Use your magic powers to change your look so that the inhabitants don’t scream about a man clad in armor. after that, read the mind of the person.