The Crusader of Psychosis: Through Time and Space

Strangle them with a cordless phone.

Damn, I’m too late, would’ve named him Yu, or Mi. Preferbably Yu.

Do the universal greeting of tapdance to determine their stance.

As the advocate of insanity, you of course start running in circles yelling “OOGOOLOOBOOGOOLOO”

Put on a pair of over the top shades, moonwalk in the persons direction, and yell “Yo dawg whats happenin’!”

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You decide there is absolutely no way the creature can see you if you stand still.

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**OHGODOHGODOHGOD IT ISN’T WORKING.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A BIEBER?!

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**IT’S STILL STARING AT YOU.
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**HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DENTIST, BITCH.

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**It is dead. Very dead.
Good job. You are the first of your kind to make contact with these strange, pink, fleshy things and you murder it in cold blood.
Ze’elyssus would be proud.

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Uh-oh. This one looks pretty angry over the death of its fellow flesh-beast.
You better explain yourself.

Explain? Fuck that, kill him too. Batter him to death with his fellow flesh beast’s body

Explain on how it was a cyborg that had came from the future to kill that him and how you just now saved his life and he should now bow to you and give you money.

make him forget what happened, or puppetier the corpse to make his suspicions go away

Use your Mass Effect 2 Biotics and throw him off a bridge

This! Although it’s spelt “puppeteer”.

Aren’t you suppose to be making people insane or somthing.

Forget that guy and go learn some magic spells so you can fuck his shit up later.

I’m going to have to second this.

Beat him to death with the body of his fellow flesh-beast.

pick up the dead girls body and beat the man to death with the body as if it were a weapon

Activate the madness-gaze and force the flesh beast to remove his heart!

say “Uh, it wasn’t me, she was like that when i got here…”

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**You forget him.

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**Whoa! What’s *this *guy’s problem? You’ve never even seen him before!
Whatever, you didn’t get banished so you could get yelled at by some jerk.
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Good idea! But bodies are kinda floppy and difficult to bludgeon with. You learned that from your Quinceañera!
**You have a better **idea!

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**The flesh-beast is rather distracted by the corpse! Now is the time to spring your brilliant escape!

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**…That is, walking away calmly while your adversary screams himself into insanity.
Congratulations! You have beaten the first of many obstacles on your path.

BEINGS MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD: 1/2
BEINGS DRIVEN TO MADNESS: 1/2

Maimes McGibberfuck has climbed the Experience Precipice!
Maimes McGibberfuck is now a Level II Pawn of Peculiar Thought!

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**As you continue to overcome the various challenges of this dimension, you’ll gain more and more footholds in the sheer stone face of the ****Experience Precipice. With every foothold, you gain another level. Your ultimate goal is to reclaim the title of Crusader of Psychosis and earn your god’s respect once more.
So get out there, drive some poor fleshy-pink-things insane and commit all kinds of unjustified murder!

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**With your first obstacle out of the way, you find yourself at a fork in the road. Which direction will you take, left or right?
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Left! Left! No other left you silly!

left besides right is just too normal.

Go straight

What kind of sane idiot uses roads?

This. I mean, really.

You’re an agent of insanity. It’d only make sense for you to forego sanity, and pick the road that doesn’t exist.