Your are Derek Trotter, a red scout who has found themself imprisoned in the cell for a night for drink driving. You need to escape, and then get revenge on the man who had you wrongfully imprisoned.
In your cell is a half-empty bottle of whiskey, a mysterious gift box and a sleeping black man. He seems to be in a deep sleep, and talking to him won’t wake him.
At the entrance to the cell oposite yours in a bucket of KFC, and a newspaper.
In the neighbouring cell is a Heavy taking a shit. He seems to be in some distress.
Next to him is an aluminum bat.
What do you do?