Claiming a fully stocked house – furnace, boxes, and campfires aplenty – will allow the average rockman to quickly climb the social ladder. This I did, and feasted upon local resources and man for a few hours.
I failed to foresee, however, the return of the true owner. And was he pleased at the internal doors I had constructed?
He was not pleased!
And though I built arrows, and guns, and so much more,
I failed to secure
The metal door!
My wood stood no chance against the raging M4
Of the native and true challenger, the owner.
Thus I was evicted, and killed.