You are a hobo lying in an alleyway.
Slowly you wake up with a slight headache.
What do you do now?
Teleport to Madmanmad.
Realize you’re just a rotting corpse and die…
…that’s a Hobo?
Uh, get up, drink some beer you stole from that drunken guy?
Notice that you sleep on APERTURE SCIENCE crates and find a portal gun in one of them!