The Life of a Hobo - INTERACTIVE

You are a hobo lying in an alleyway.
Slowly you wake up with a slight headache.
What do you do now?

Teleport to Madmanmad.

Realize you’re just a rotting corpse and die…

Chill.

…that’s a Hobo?

Uh, get up, drink some beer you stole from that drunken guy?

On topic:

Notice that you sleep on APERTURE SCIENCE crates and find a portal gun in one of them!