The Origin of Celesticu's Epiphany

Ever wondered how Celesticu got that epiphany about the Vortessence? Probably not. But never fear there’s still time.

The truth and cause:

[sp]No this is not part of the Vortigaunt Chronicles just a spoof of it. and if you don’t get it; he’s getting high on Xenian shrooms.[/sp]

Read the chronicles if you like:
Doran Kru’fex and Ra’ven Ku: Pit Scroungers

Mercati Fu’lant and the Black Moons Society:

Urulozan’s Discovery:

The Epiphany of Celesticu Fortifar and the Discovery of The Vortessence:

Vortigaunt Myrmidont Taming:

Kunetuk Mu’hei:

Colonel Mejshrafir Shi’lutoi:

Oh glory es mushroom , i must be in heaven!

As usual, the way you apply lights on your pics amaze me.

Most certainly the best entry yet.

Vortal shrooms


The lighting looks really nice. I lol’ed at the thought of “Vortal Shrooms”.

Is he fucking the mushrooms?


the text ruined it completely. flamboyant purple/pink bubble text? what is this; power-puff girls?

Emphasises how I’m not being serious.

Not a big fan of the text.


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That’s the second time you’ve said that about my pictures… and yet I have no problems.


I’ll set up a direct link or something.

Nom nom nom.