The worst maps you've ever made

Because I know we’ve all produced some pretty horrible maps (or parts of maps) in our days, I thought I’d start a thread dedicated to it.

I’ll gladly start with something I created just today:

Yes… That is goatse… Don’t ask…

I almost released this as a completed map on one of my servers for shits and giggles.

There’s almost something complacent/relaxed about the last one… idk maybe it’s the color

[editline]2nd October 2014[/editline]

Can we post other people’s maps that we find horrible?

I dunno, I mean, I don’t really ever look at any old things and just go “wow that’s awful I can’t believe I did that,” because when I made those things, i was proud of what I did and that I was learning/doing something. Obviously older material will inherently be lower quality than current material, but it’s not really right to just act like something you made didn’t matter/was completely awful, because you learn from that stuff and get better.

I made a map called “muddy waters” and it was just some water, rainfall, and a displacement terrain island. My excuse was that it was a “posing map”.

[editline]2nd October 2014[/editline]

It was terrible and I knew it was terrible at the time but I still released it because I was also terrible.

I’ve only been mapping for a week but it’s been a rather intense week-- around day 5 of doing nothing but mapping my brain turned to mush and I decided that instead of making new maps as backups, I was gonna just copy and paste new versions of the base I was building and just shove them aside. I’ve got a map somewhere with around 30 bloodgulch bases in various stages of completion, all hovering near the top of the skybox and all stacked on eachother

Then it turns out I was using floating points for everything so I had to restart from scratch, what took me 5 days before took me about an hour so yay

I went digging and found some really old stuff, not all bad but… Never finished any of it ;_;

I’m also too lazy to resize.

http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/901003824472403935/72C69673D42229D8573450D1FFD6A866DB0F06D0/

http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/903254174086767041/A42500A6CB2CC45CDB34CE42E0C9A57C09151A56/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/902127097118327013/E8088ADD6188EC665626AF11E64281638D30ED7A/

When I thought texture lights were the best lights:

http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/901000026122588795/11367871A667557AB5C23AB144DE9A4FEDBFB191/

http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/882968567842500483/92DCE9F537E2ACC2DDCDC557778C5E4CA9560455/

I tried to make bioshock infinite… It turned into a shit. Not a pile of shit, not bits of shit, just ‘a’ shit.

http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/920118814685012650/430053520344F6BB4305D25DDCAA2C8CDA1BF514/

http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/918992389942064478/601C804CC62E0266FE8E6A45E81AE2E59B30D823/

I never thought I could cringe like this at my own creations, but I am.

Some of those actually look pretty good.

This abomination;

http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ss/maps/110171a.jpg

If I remember correctly I was really proud of it because I added working landmines and stuff. Worked on a second version but I got compile errors that I had no idea how to fix back then. Sadly lost the vmf, would be fun to open it and see all the shit i did :v:

I no longer have it, but a friend of mine made a HL2DM map like 5 years ago that was this multi layered courtyard thing. He told me how he posted a question here once asking if like 8 units was a good depth for a displacement. Last I saw of both him and the map.

half of these maps posted are actually pretty good, I wonder if my first maps were alr-

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and yes I did put my name made out of brushes in the map

One time when I was first starting out I wanted to make a sort of pipe the player could walk down - no one had told me back then that carving was bad and I didn’t know about the arch tool so I carved a cylinder out of another cylinder - it was an absolute mess.

Also, again when I was first starting out, I was applying for a games design course at uni and used some of my really early mapping work to pad out my portfolio - one was a fullbright greek temple type thing with awful brushwork, just sitting in the middle of a tiny square of grass. I think the other was a really plain metal corridor but it had breakable glass so I took lots of screenshots of that.

On the bright side no one can hate me harder than I hate myself.