Whether you plat rust or not (Majority of you do, NICE!) You’ll know without a doubt people love to just troll the hell out of each other. Killing on sight just for the sake of it can be pretty amusing when you’re super bored just to start havoc and conflict. Its not a good thing to do but people strive off that stuff!
So I thought my most recent experience was too good to share, I’m not normally a troll but if the opportunity arises along with a badass story I’m gonna take it!
Before I jump into detail (Skip this if you want in on the story)
- I live in Australia, making my internet terrible. Heard of dial up? Not only will it kill you here but its the standard!
- I’m a poor shot, I mean I try and I’ve had my fair share of good hits but yeah… I suck
- I don’t get too bothered with this whole OMG IM GETTING RAIDED kinda ordeal many people have, its rust! your base is gonna get raided, deal with it!
- Losing sucks, I don’t like it! But its about going out in style, on the story
My house is looking pretty good, just touching on the 7th story when a gang of 3 kevlar dudes rock up and gun fight begins. So I’m shooting at this one dude and freaking out about his endless supply of both ammo and medkits whilst I run in and out of my storage room filling up on ammo! Me being me I forget to cover my back and theres someone with their shotgun shooting me in the back with a huge ass staircase!
So I’m dead, respawning and what not, lost my m4 and kevlar, plenty of that in my base! BUT, a dude is roaming around freely inside my house! So begins a solid hour of cat and mouse Me opening up doors, one shotgun shot, close and repeat! The guy gets stuck in my stairwell, C4’s his way out the wall, I fix the wall, stuck again, he kills his team mate by accident, more C4s, shoot shoot shoot, death death death and so I’m stuck behind a wall 3 dudes waiting outside my loot room looking in
They’ve already dropped 3 C4 down on my wooden wall and its about to go down, my troll kicks into gear and I slowly dictate everything each box contains then proceed to break it with a pickaxe. So at this point this raid has gone on for 2 hours Not going into too much detail, I basically lost somewhere over 3000 fragments, 5+ of each gun, 3000 ammo and 6 c4s, however had lots of fun To finish waste of time I placed a c4 on the fractured wall allowing them into my loot room leaving a single box with a single piece of chicken (cooked of course, they were hungry).
To put the icing on the cake one of the dudes had been stuck in my stairwell for sometime now and was the only one to VOIP me. I asked how we was and what not and he said he was streaming and that it was boring for the viewers and what not! After checking out his stream and laughing at how silly the situation looked I told him to hold on for a second as I’d open the door for him… and proceeded to log out!
So its a long post but I hope it made you laugh, it would be great to hear all of your troll moments, if you have any of course! To the clan I did this too, if you do read it! I’M SORRY! I HAD TO DO IT!