Mitt Romney blows out his birthday candles like a psychopath

[notgeogzm]

this just kinda made me like the guy

[Swiket]

Meanwhile, in the UK:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-47226427

[Narry]

https://narry.land/SwdUIj.png

https://discordemoji.com/assets/emoji/eyesshaking.gif

[legolover122]

Maybe the structural integrity of the DIY twinkie cake was that of a straw house and he didn't want to accidentally blow it all down on his desk

[Mr. Jelly]

Just use one big candle instead of a bunch of small ones so you're not plucking out 10 candles one by one.

[SundayRoast]

Reading the title I though that he would blow each candle individually when they're on the cake, but instead I saw a very reasonable technique.

[IAmIroningMyDog]

ur courteous and cute

[Clovis]

Our PM put his cock in a dead pigs mouth, and rumour has it he presented it to a Chinese foreign delegation afterwards (the pig, not his dick.)

[Nachy]

https://files.catbox.moe/wd06qj.png

[Boatplugs]

"EXTINGUISH! EXTINGUISH!"